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Why Computers Be Crashin?

Fuckin Computers!!!!

Why?

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  1. LMAO on that last comment. electric bill. hilarious. computers are all that. you gotta turn them off though. people don’t be turning their computers off. just leave them on for like nine weeks and wonder why its running slow. imagine if you stayed up for nine weeks straight. your binary code would be all jacked up. all jacked up.

  2. I don’t know what’s going on here, but computers are the wave of the future. I just got this really awesome game about a group of adventurers trekking across some unknown land. It’s really groundbreaking. If this is what the future is gonna be like i’m in. Anyway peep this new game. I think it’s called Oregon Trail or something like that.

  3. l vs 1 is the bane of my typographical existence. Same with En dash (–) vs Em dash (—) Who’s gonna notice except some pretentious punctuation Nazi?

    I mean really. Fuck that.

  4. Preach!