Rap (Mis)quotables or When Rappers Get it Twisted
I know I’m not the only one that gets obsessed with learning the lyrics to my favorite rap songs. You can get pretty deep digging into the hidden meanings and the obscure references rappers tend to drop.
But occasionally, and hilariously, rappers get it wrong. Maybe they mispronounce or misuse a word, and that ish is funny. This post celebrates the mistakes and missteps of our favorite rappers. I’m sure there’s plenty more, so add your finds in the comment section below!
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“First Family will gradually lift that a** up like gravity.”
– Lil Fame (1/2 & 1/2)
But this is the opposite of what gravity does.
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“We in two different cities, Minnesota and Philly…”
– Freeway (Best @ It)
Minnesota is a state tho.
“My paragraph alone is worth five mics/A twelve song LP, that’s thirty-six mics.”
– Redman (5 Boroughs)
This some funny maths, Reggie.
“Weezy F. Baby and the ‘F’ is for phenomenal.” – Lil Wayne (Yes)
Cmon son, there’s no F in phenomenal.
“Rockstar, flier than a ostrich.” – Juelz Santana (Black Republicans)
Ostriches can’t fly tho.
“I’m blowin on gas like a fiddle…” – Migos (Chintown)
But a fiddle isn’t a wind instrument, Quavo.
“38 revolve like the Sun round the Earth.” – Jay Z (It’s Hot)
The Sun revolves around the Earth huh? Maybe in Illuminati land.
“Rule Nombre Uno…” – Notorious B.I.G (Ten Crack Commandments)
Nice try but Nombre is Spanish for “name”. Numero means “number”.
“I say what’s next, what’s next, what’s N-X-E-T.”
– Warren G (What’s Next?)
HAHAHA It wouldn’t be as bad if Next wasn’t in the title and the chorus.
“It’s T-R-N-I-DAD…James!…” – Trinidad James (You A Problem)
How you misspell YOUR OWN NAME?! You’re missing an “i” but for now, hold this L.
“I was In Too Deep like Mekhi Phife’…” – Kanye West (Don’t Like remix)
Except Phifer wasn’t in In Too Deep… that was Omar Epps.
“Mini-stra-tion cycles, I give bitches…” – Redman (Rollin’)
Maybe he meant “menstrual”.
“I dominate break loops, giving mics men-e-stral cycles”
– Nas (It Ain’t Hard to Tell)
See Above. Guys, it’s mens-trual. WTF is a men-e-stral?
“I drink Hennessy straight, with tomato juice.” – N.O.R.E. (Banned from TV)
So is it really straight then?
“Reeboks on, I just do it ni**a”
– Rick Ross ( F With Me You Know I Got It)
Just Do It is Nike’s slogan, tho.
“I live by two words, F*** You, Pay Me…” – Kanye West (Two Words)
That’s 4 words, Ye.
“There’s no need to lie folk/Why you sleeping with ya eyes closed?”
– Timbaland (Get On The Bus)
Pretty sure sleeping with eyes closed is the default.
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I KNOW I’m missing more. Add yours below!
